SAY THE TRUTH!!! Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church?

1 Pressing your phone in the
church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during
service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are
instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking
at those praying instead of praying
with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in
church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute
sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister
while the service is on instead of
concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers,
pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for
much donations after the normal
church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in
church
16 Telling yourself in your mind
“Oh this pastor should finish up
this sermon na so that one would
go home”; especially during
prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself “This man
should finish this unending
announcement”.
18 Coming to church so late,
maybe shortly before sermon or
during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately
after praises, worship and choir
ministration, just as the pastor
wanna mount the pulpit to
commence the sermon.
20 Carrying ‘CD’ inside your wallet
and go to church
21 Checking out what others are
wearing; consciously monitoring
the dress, fashion and style of
others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in
tongue just because others are
speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first
timers and you refuse to step out
when you are very sure you are
actually visiting that church for
the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter
call for those that are not yet born
again and you refuse to go for
whatever reason when you actually
know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently
like 2/3 or more times when you
are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church
workers, e g when they direct you
on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from
your phone ( I am not sure if this
is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-
sermon, especially during long
sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading
your legs apart, consciously or
unconsciously.
Which number are you guilty of?
Lol
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